2027 Funny Cat Calendar Printable, Chaotic Cat Wall Calendar, Cat Lover Gift, Monthly Planner US Letter & A4, Sunday Monday Start PDF

Meet the cat who runs your year. 😼

The 2027 Chaotic Cat Calendar is a funny printable wall calendar starring one chubby orange tabby who commits a brand-new seasonal crime every month. He steals your champagne at New Year's, shreds your valentine, steals the Thanksgiving turkey and climbs the Christmas tree. Each month has a sassy caption and a big date grid with writing lines in every day, so it's as useful as it is funny.

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PDF, US Letter (8.5 x 11 in), Sunday start, 16 pages PDF, US Letter (8.5 x 11 in), Monday start, 16 pages PDF, A4 (210 x 297 mm), Sunday start, 16 pages PDF, A4 (210 x 297 mm), Monday start, 16 pages ZIP PNG pack: • 12 month pages as 300 DPI PNGs (US Letter, Sunday start, 2550 x 3300 px) • 12 bonus cat illustrations without text (about 1400 x 770 px each), great for phone wallpapers or digital planners EVERY PDF HAS 16 PAGES • Cover • January to December 2027 (art + caption on top, date grid with lined writing space below) • 2027 year at a glance with all holidays listed • BONUS January 2028 page • How to print page

HOLIDAYS MARKED ON THE DATES New Year's Day (Jan 1), MLK Day (Jan 18), Valentine's Day (Feb 14), Presidents' Day (Feb 15), St. Patrick's Day (Mar 17), Easter (Mar 28), Mother's Day (May 9), Memorial Day (May 31), Juneteenth (Jun 19), Father's Day (Jun 20), Independence Day (Jul 4), International Cat Day (Aug 8), Labor Day (Sep 6), National Cat Day (Oct 29), Halloween (Oct 31), Veterans Day (Nov 11), Thanksgiving (Nov 25), Christmas Day (Dec 25). January 2028 bonus page: New Year's Day (Jan 1) and MLK Day (Jan 17).

THE 12 CAT CRIMES Jan: New year, same chaos. • Feb: I love you. Now feed me. • Mar: Kiss me, I'm in charge. • Apr: April showers bring broken flowerpots. • May: I got you flowers. Then I ate them. • Jun: Summer body? Round is a shape. • Jul: Not scared. Strategically hiding. • Aug: Do not disturb. Unless it's tuna. • Sep: Your deadline is my nap spot. • Oct: Your pumpkin had a little accident. • Nov: Thankful for your turkey. Mine now. • Dec: Move over, star. I'm the topper now.

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After purchase, go to Etsy > You > Purchases and reviews > Download files. Open the PDF in a free PDF reader such as Adobe Acrobat Reader (printing from a browser can shrink or crop pages). Choose the PDF that matches your paper: US Letter or A4. Print at "Actual size" (100%). If your printer trims the edges, choose "Fit to page". For a sturdy wall calendar use matte cardstock, 65 to 110 lb (176 to 300 gsm). Check your printer's maximum paper weight first, and feed cardstock one sheet at a time. Bright white 32 lb (120 gsm) paper also works. Punch a hole at the top, clip the pages to a clipboard, or staple them into a booklet. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ PLEASE NOTE: DIGITAL DOWNLOAD ONLY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ • This is an instant digital download. NO physical item will be shipped. • Colors may look slightly different depending on your screen and printer. • The PDFs are not editable or fillable; they are designed to be printed and written on. • Because this is a digital file, returns and exchanges aren't accepted, but if anything is wrong with your files, message us and we'll make it right. • Illustrations were created by FileDrop Studio with the help of AI tools, then hand-finished and typeset.

Personal use only. Print as many copies as you like for yourself, your home, your classroom or your desk. Please do not resell, share, upload or redistribute the files, and do not sell printed copies. All illustrations and designs © 2026 FileDrop Studio.

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